Surely I Am Too Experienced a Dragoneer for This Error?

[chomiji]

I spent more treasure than I ever had before (I'm an inveterate bargain-seeker on AH) on handsome Zatar, an Obsidian Iridescent / Forest Shimmer / Forest Crackle Imp. Then I spent time seeking a suitable mate for him, so that they could have beautiful near- or actual XYY Neon Wings babies with very dark primaries and lovely green wings and stuff. And I found young Brenka, a pretty Obsidian Tiger / Green Shimmer / Seafoam Imp, and raised her, and bought her a crackle tertiary, and today she was ready to breed, and ... .

You guessed it. They are 4th cousins or something.

*headdesk*